At this point, ESPN’s Dan Orlovsky is known for being a little … out there. A couple of examples include a great dog bark imitation and a hilarious clarification that he once didn’t, in fact, pass gas on Monday Night Football.
But Orlovsky can also overshare about himself sometimes. His latest personal factoid might take the cake.
On Tuesday, Baltimore Ravens cornerback Marlon tweeted a harmless thought about how he’d like to dry off after a shower without a towel. It’d be a perfectly normal, if comical, tweet for any of us. Orlovsky replied and said Humphrey was “weirder” than him.
Why? Orlovsky explained that he really likes shower towels. And I mean, he really likes them.
How much does he like them, you might ask? The football analyst said he usually uses one at least 30 times before throwing it into the laundry.
My reaction, much like I assume yours is: Uh, gross.
Question is:
How many times do you use a towel post shower till you throw it in laundry? I’m 30 times or so till it goes in
And no I agree but that air better be HOT
— Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) March 15, 2023
I have to be honest. I’m probably throwing a shower towel in the laundry after maybe two uses … at most. Thirty times, if we’re to safely assume Orlovsky showers at least once a day, extends out to an entire month. If he showers something like twice a day, that’s still just about two weeks.
Newsflash: They’re cloth, Dan! They need to be washed more often than most household items!
Fans on Twitter were rightfully disgusted by Orlovsky’s towel tidbit and had so many jokes about it.
30 times?!?! https://t.co/0czoAkxVW5 pic.twitter.com/k2GQ43T5lt
— Brandyn Pokrass (@BPok24) March 15, 2023
C’mon now 💀💀 https://t.co/tsZOU0SnKo pic.twitter.com/tq75O2G5lt
— James Boyd (@RomeovilleKid) March 15, 2023
Orlovsky’s towel after use 29 https://t.co/AY7JmgTfqk pic.twitter.com/nIVNnYll9l
— Aaron (@aaroncabrera_) March 15, 2023
My dawg….cmon now https://t.co/y53Tebpfya pic.twitter.com/KPE7Y0GpXR
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) March 15, 2023
30 TIMES?! pic.twitter.com/WQk2LHuWQY https://t.co/JlO3ZKHEaY
— CROCKPOT🤴🏾 (@eric_crocker) March 15, 2023
Everyone is dunking on him for this, but I see his point. After 30 times, it starts walking around and bringing you clothes, it's a free life hack https://t.co/WSlxLw3ToH
— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) March 15, 2023
The towel when Dan finally wash it pic.twitter.com/lm7FVQ3wOg https://t.co/axuh6eYRwf
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) March 15, 2023
excuse me
30 times??? https://t.co/PAx2uFTSQo pic.twitter.com/d6cviBsj6e
— Hallie Hart (@halliehart) March 15, 2023
everyone please join me in canceling Dan Orlovsky https://t.co/rNOUX35TSw
— Stacy Jo Rost (@StacyRost) March 15, 2023