A man has opened up on the happiness of having his penis reattached to its right place after having it on his arm for six years.
Malcolm MacDonald, whose old penis is said to have fell off in the toilet, revealed his nightmare is now over following a successful nine-hour op.
Dad Malcolm, 47, discussed the ordeal on a new Channel 4 documentary which is set to air tonight (Monday May, 2).
He said: "It was a nine-hour op. The first thing I did was look down and I was like, 'Oh my days. They got it this time'."
He went on to gush: "I feel like a real man again."
His penis was said to have dropped off in 2010 following a horrific blood infection.
Doctors built him a new six-inch penis which was originally due to be attached between his legs in 2015, but a lack of oxygen in his blood meant in it initially had to be grafted to his arm.
Then, thanks to a mix of hospital delays and the Covid pandemic, the £50,000 NHS-funded task meant his penis had to stay on his arm for a while.
He told the documentary however: "It's something to tell the grandchildren, isn't it?"
The darts player revealed he even had to learn how to tuck his darts under his member.
It had been created by Professor David Ralph at London's University College Hospital, who made it out of flesh from the man's arm in order to let him feel.
Eventually, it's said he will be able to prepare it for sex thanks to a pump in his scrotum which will fill it with a saline solution.
Malcolm revealed the op could be huge for his future. He confessed: "This could be a turning point in my life.
"My luck in life hasn’t been too good so far, but it can only go bad for so long, can’t it?
"Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but it’s gone now — the little bugger."
The Man with a Penis on His Arm airs on Channel 4 tomorrow at 10.05pm.
