On Monday, Dallas Cowboys executive vice president and CEO Stephen Jones proclaimed that his team's plan in the offseason is to be "selectively aggressive" in filling out the gaps of its roster via free agency.
“We’re going to look at everything we can,” Jones said, per Jon Machota of The Athletic. “We’re going to be selectively aggressive. There are things in this league, you have a certain amount of resources they allow you to have. We’ll look at that. But we’re going to try to improve our football team. Not try, we’re going to improve our football team. We expect to have success next year.”
Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones says Dallas’ offseason plan is to be “selectively aggressive.” pic.twitter.com/CE1dNHUNFQ
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) February 24, 2025
Now, let's back up to the start of that quote, specifically to where Jones uses the words "selectively aggressive" to describe his M.O. moving forward. If you're asking yourself what that turn of phrase even means, you are not alone.
Indeed, plenty of spectators took the opportunity to dunk on Jones for his unconventionally phrased suggestion, which, upon further reflection, was probably just a way of saying the team will be careful but decisive with what it does next. At first blush, however, the weird expression only fueled concerns and jokes that the front office wouldn't do anything in the coming months, which is the opposite of what fans want it to do. Moreover, it just sounds like a word salad. And that's funny, too.
Take a look at that reaction—which ranged from pure humor to ire disguised with humor—below:
"Selectively aggressive" is how you build a plate at a BBQ. https://t.co/nHtQBzcsDX
— Mike Talas (@ffTalas) February 25, 2025
And Cowboys fans will be "aggressively unimpressed." https://t.co/r3EKmEyFdx
— Jeff Blaylock (@jeffblaylock) February 25, 2025
https://t.co/wG14mb4CqV pic.twitter.com/xY7TRMTjCp
— Jonah Tuls (@JonahTuls) February 24, 2025
Selectively aggressive sounds like my vibe when the assorted donuts show up at ballers hq https://t.co/4TsMb3gaP7
— Andy Holloway (@andyholloway) February 25, 2025
Is Selectively aggressive the same as all in https://t.co/iVBT9H1s5N
— Clarence Hill Jr (@clarencehilljr) February 24, 2025
“selectively aggressive” https://t.co/tuyU4J6kWn pic.twitter.com/v6DqjcAyY2
— The Cowboys Starcast (@CowboysStarcast) February 24, 2025
“Selectively aggressive” pic.twitter.com/gutSZG0Heu
— Jack Connell (@JackPConnell) February 25, 2025
“Selectively aggressive”
— Frankie Negrette (@R_ZR) February 25, 2025
Sounds like - we’re going with the prom Queen or we are not attending the dance situation https://t.co/rFTdOPFaPX
At the very least, Fox Sports Cowboys reporter David Helman took kindly to Jones' plan and phrasing, but qualified that he agreed with the EVP only so long as "that's actually what they do."
selectively aggressive is the perfect way to phrase it - as long as that’s actually what they do.
— David Helman (@davidhelman_) February 24, 2025
bring back Rico & J-Lew. make a good faith effort to re-sign Osa, or use that money on a couple vet DL. make a real run at whichever solid CB gets cut for money reasons in the next… https://t.co/O1rtieqk4O
A year ago, fans mocked Jerry Jones’s insistence that the Cowboys were going “all in” on the offseason, and were largely proven right to make their jokes.
Whatever “selectively aggressive” ultimately looks like for the Cowboys, it better result in some winning football.
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This article was originally published on www.si.com as Cowboys CEO's 'Selectively Aggressive' Line Led to Lots of Jokes From NFL Fans.
