A passionate couple who can be heard making love 'morning, noon and night' have been urged to close their windows to spare their neighbours the sound of their pleasure.
People living near the frisky pair in Cornwall are said to be increasingly agitated by the groans emitting from a property in North Road, Torpoint, on the Rame Peninsula in south-east Cornwall.
One person has become so frustrated by the disturbance that they have taken to Facebook to urge the lovebirds to turn down the volume.
The poster, writing anonymously, said: “Would the couple half way along North Road please close your windows whilst being passionate. We do not want to have to listen to that morning, noon and night.”
CornwallLive reports that the responses to the requested were varied, with plenty of people accusing the original poster of jealousy and finding the whole thing rather hilarious. One said: “ Somebody a bit bitter they’re not getting any?”
Another said that it “brings a new meaning to Torpoint Moaners”, the name of the Facebook group in which the complaint was raised.
“Good for them! Three times a day? Clearly don't have kids,” said another.
One more added: “Glad someone's getting some fair play to them, let it play out it won't last.”
It is not known whether the appeal has had the desired effect - neighbours are keeping an ear out to see if it works.