We know Cincinnati is excited about the Bengals being in the Super Bowl, but this is a bridge too far. Part-chili, part-martini (allegedly), this monstrosity is being served at the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport.
I’m honestly terrified by this entire situation. According to the tweet from the official CVG Airport account, the “Cincy-tini” is made up of Hudepohl beer and Gold Star Chili. Typing those words in succession gave me anxiety about the consistency of this beverage, but it’s certainly not what I’d be looking for before I boarded any sort of pressurized, enclosed space. Don’t worry, it also comes with shredded cheese and some oyster crackers.
Fighting the urge to shotgun a can of chili?
Now you can keep it classy with our featured cocktail – the Cincy-tini!
Part @hudepohlbeers, part @goldstarchili… a light & refreshing pre-flight drink.
Pinkies out, @Bengals fans!#RuleItAll #RuleTheJungle #WhoDey #CVGNext pic.twitter.com/LJuhkZ4otH
— CVG Airport (@CVGairport) February 10, 2022
It appears they know it’s a terrible idea as the picture itself includes some soon-to-be required Pepto Bismol. Pinkies, out!
Be right back, I’m calling the FBI.
