Chris Sutton has inducted Ally McCoist into the Scottish Paranoia and Conspiracy Club - hitting the Rangers hero with five of his 'charges' and leaving him in stitches.
The two pundits went head to head on BT Sport's Scottish Football Extra and engaged in one of their regular weekly verbal jousts. Last week, McCoist hit out at Celtic star Alistair Johnston over his alleged "paranoia" after taking a dig at VAR, but this time Record Sport columnist Sutton showed up prepared with a response.
In a hilarious rant, he said: "Alistair Murdoch McCoist, he should join the Scottish paranoia and conspiracy club! Here is my list of charges.... 2012, demanding that the SFA panel become more transparent. Before Steven Gerrard's first game against Aberdeen, saying the world was against Rangers and it's been happening for years. He endorsed the comments attacking poor Dundee over an email glitch. How low can you go?
"Accusing the SFA of not helping Rangers in their Champions League preparations. And the worst one, Darrell, accusing Kevin Clancy and Scott Brown of doing the Gay Gordons coming off the pitch at Aberdeen last season! How do you plead?"
McCoist could then only hold his hands up as he replied: "By the way, you've got a point! I'm only allowed out this padded cell for an hour a day. You've obviously done your homework Chris, I salute you."
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