It's Monday and let's face it we could all do with a laugh. Helping to do just that is Nottingham's 200 Degrees by inviting fans to tell them a joke - and those that make them giggle will be rewarded with a free coffee.
The chain, which has shops in Carrington Street, Flying Horse Walk and Milton Street, posted on Instagram: "Comment below with a joke, make us laugh and your next coffee is on us. If your joke makes us giggle, we'll send you a DM and treat you to a coffee."
Coffee lovers responded in droves with laugh-out-loud funnies and others that will make you groan. Here's a selection:
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- Nottinghamfoodexperience: "Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ship's bottom."
- Cityhullsara: "Just seen on the news a man has been run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry... Police have said “There’s no easy way to tell the family.”
- nottingmmm: Just read a list of '100 Things To Do Before You Die.' Really surprised that 'Yell For Help' wasn't on there.
- fmb70love: "What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
- notanniewarren: "What do you call a big pile of cats? A meowntain."
- spouseofgeek: "Why don’t aliens visit Earth? They read our reviews, only one star."
- sasarella: "Crime in multi story car parks… it’s wrong on so many levels."
- posset_rebel: "Did you know Macbeth was Shakespeare's most prolific chicken killer? Well, he famously did murder most fowl."
- mrs_parfitt_loves_cake: "My father in law swears this is funny so let’s give it a go… What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!"
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