How to do white-tie glam: a slight pigeon-toed stance; an arm rigid and a little too far from the body and – most importantly – suck that belly in, tubby!Photograph: Ray Tang/Rex FeaturesIt’s Our Tone, circa 1974. We now know who’s to blame for indie kids up and down the country sporting boater hats this summerPhotograph: Rex FeaturesWhile holidaying in Bali, local wildlife were so fascinated by Tony’s knees they sent a defenceless baby elephant in for an investigatory trunk aroundPhotograph: Icon Images/Rex Features
Remember everybody: President Sarkozy is short. Really short. That’s allPhotograph: Sipa Press/Rex FeaturesOne can spend an entire political career working towards this moment. Wars? Pah! The economy? Who cares! It’s all about the sci-fi style robes, stupid!Photograph: Sipa Press/Rex Features
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