A campaign has been launched to get an explicit song about Boris Johnson to number one in time for Christmas – and there are ten different versions.
The latest version of the tune to hit social media was made by comedy duo Cassetteboy, who created a clip featuring snippets of the prime minister’s speeches stitched together.
Hilarious speech mash-ups include the lines: “It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to”, and: “When God gave brains and personality I wasn’t near the front, a bet on Boris ballsing up is always worth a punt”.
The clip also includes the claim that the only things “levelling up” are Covid and inflation.
The song’s crescendo sees “he’s still a c***” sang out repeatedly to the tune of the Addams Family theme song.
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New! For 15 years we had a rule not to swear by shortening the word "country". Two men made us break that rule, @kuntandthegang and @BorisJohnson
— Cassetteboy (@Cassetteboy) December 17, 2021
Stream & download now to help us get the Christmas number one! Visit https://t.co/nNoHbTLgzr for details #BORIS4XMASNO1 pic.twitter.com/NKeDg7pBdl
Cassetteboy shared the video this morning along with the hashtag #BORIS4XMASNO1. Since it was uploaded, and at the time of writing, the clip has garnered 85,000 views on Twitter and 50,000 on YouTube.
And if you found this clip hilarious, you’re in luck... because there are nine other versions of the song:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...#BorisJohnson #BORIS4XMASNO1 pic.twitter.com/ce3N0kZWSd
— Kunt and the Gang (@kuntandthegang) November 26, 2021
You can help get #BorisJohnson is a F****** C*** to Christmas Number 1!
— Kunt and the Gang (@kuntandthegang) December 10, 2021
Please RT, then Download and stream from 17 December.https://t.co/AVeY7oKmS9#BORIS4XMASNO1 #BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonOut #BorisTheLiar #BorisJohnsonMustGo pic.twitter.com/XHCdUuP5RJ
The song has certainly struck a chord, with one Twitter user asking if this could be the UK’s Eurovision entry next year:
Any chance of this going to Eurovision for 🇬🇧 please?
— Louise (@UncannyVal) December 17, 2021
If we all just leave this running on spoty in the background 24/7...
— Simon Warren (@100Climbs) December 17, 2021
The best Xmas number one we could wish for!
— V. #IWearAMask #InLimbo #LesMaitresdelOrage (@InlimboV) December 17, 2021
😂😂😂 https://t.co/ymRC2804I3
We in Scotland agree he's a massive c**t https://t.co/dv5vBaQp5r
— bigeck11 (@bigeck11) December 17, 2021
Seriously. Let's get this to christmas #1. Top of the charts baby. Going to stream it non stop all day and get the numbers up. https://t.co/wNpsG1Yi8A
— nnnasliW (@wilsannnn1) December 17, 2021
Could this potentially mean a break in the sausage roll-themed Christmas number ones we’ve had for the past three years?
