I may never know what it’s like to drop 19 assists and set a single game record, or record a triple-double as a rookie, but it turns out Caitlin Clark and I are much more alike than I ever could have imagined.
We both absolutely loathe being told to stand indefinitely for pictures we’ll never look at again.
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At least in my case, I typically have to do it to appease my mother (You try saying no to her! It’s impossible. She asks in a tone somewhere between Oliver Twist begging for more porridge and the all-powerful voice from Dune that you can’t fight off.)
In Clark’s case, it’s a horde of media and paparazzi at the WNBA All-Star weekend’s orange carpet. And like a seasoned child of a Kodak moment-obsessed parent, Clark did her best to slyly sneak past the step and repeat before being forced to pose for the cameras.
Caitlin trying to skip pictures 😂😂 #WNBA #WNBAAllStar pic.twitter.com/u2A3z0G4p9
— Aliyah Funschelle (@AliyahFun) July 19, 2024
The look of pain on her face as she’s told to go back and smile is one I know deeply.
She almost made it to freedom. Almost.