There’s never a bad time to unleash the maz machine within you, unless, of course, you’re in the middle of an important work meeting or enjoying Chrissy lunch with the fam. But outside of the obvious no-gos, we stand by the fact that the world is your oyster, and life’s too short not to make the most of every second. And if that means mazzing to your heart’s content – go off, sis.
To help ya set off on the right foot, masters of the maz (aka Kiwi-owned sex toy brand Girls Get Off) has decided to give you, our dedicated, loyal, sex-positive readers, a cheeky 15 per cent off its bestselling Tiff vibrator that’s known for its dual end and pulsing/sucking function. They’ve also got a shit-hot tonne of other toys and bundles that are begging for a space on your shelves (or in you’re drawer). The option is yours.
So, lo and behold, here’s the juicy 411 of what’s on offer.
The Best Girls Get Off Vibrators
Tiff Dual Pleasure Vibrator, $174.95
Internal, external, or both at the same time, the Tiff is a tried and tested crowd-pleaser with more than 95 (!!!) five-star reviews. perhaps it’s time to take her for a whirl yourself? And at 15% off, don’t mind if we do.
Giving a whole new meaning to “small but mighty,” Missy knows what she came to do. With a clitoral vacuum that allegedly “makes you see the face of God” according to one of our writers who road-tested it, she’s a bestseller for a goddamn reason, bbs.
Waterproof and unassuming, the Polly Pocket is the GOAT for taking your solo play on the road. Just slip it in any suitcase, bag, purse or quite literally — your pocket — and you can get buzzing wherever you please.
It’s USB rechargeable and quiet enough so your roomie won’t hear her, either. Booyah.
The Best Girls Get Off Butt Plugs
Whether you’re a backdoor beginner or a seasoned profesh, the Peaches Booty Plug offers two different sizes to keep everyone happy. It’s also got a flared base so you can play without that constant fear of potentially losing it in all the fun.
The Best Girls Get Off Bundles
The Intro Bundle, usually $192.85, now $172.95
Combining the best-selling mini Missy and the brand’s iconic Juicee lube and cleaning wipes, this bundle is a good starting point for y’all who are diving into the vibrator game for the first time or just want to see what Girls Get Off has to offer.
The Polly Play Bundle, usually $182.85, now $164.45
Stepping up a notch, the Polly Play Bundle comes with the brand’s sell-out Juicee lube, the on-the-go Polly and a go-to guide to self love/sex if ya need a lil’ spark of inspiration.
The Advanced Lover Bundle, usually $222.85, now $199.95
Can’t go past the Tiff, but want to make sure you’re maz is sorted from start to clean up? This bundle covers alllll bases coming with the Tiff dual-ended vibe, Cleanies wipes and the Juicee lube.
The Good Vibes Only Bundle, usually $319.90, now $286.95
Better yet, can’t decide which vibe to get your hands on? With The Good Vibes Only Bundle, you can get under not one, but two sex toys (the Tiff or the Missy), so when the mood strikes, you’re spoilt for choice.
That’s all we’ve got for you RN, folks. But the minute our Kiwi friends drop some more good vibes, we’ll update you. Use the code ‘PTV15’ at the checkout for 15 per cent off.
Never heard of Girls Get Off? One of our PTV staff gave Missy, the clit vibrator a whirl and swears she saw the face of God. You can read her full review here.
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