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John Brewin

Blue cards and why football doesn’t need to be muddled further

A yellow card being shown to a Sheffield Wednesday player
Just imagine that card is a different colour and we’ve nailed this lead image. Photograph: Eleanor Hoad/Every Second Media/Rex/Shutterstock

ABSOLUTELY IFAB-ULOUS?

Football is just the best, isn’t it? No game comes close. Eleven v 11, goalposts, jumpers, goals, saves, misses, tackles, dirty fouls, scenes you don’t want to see but really do, b@ntz, anger, joy and pain. It’s not perfect but that’s the way we like it. And yet. There’s always someone who wants to tinker with the game. You know the type. You probably hear them every week.

Generic radio host: “Brian on the M1, what have you got for us?”
Brian: “I’m a Northampton fan, coming back from Burton.”
Radio host [frantically fumbles through paper, finds scoreline, types into Google]: “Yeah, good win for you today, Brian … er, Jon Brady’s doing an OK job for you there, right?”
Brian: “Jon’s doing OK, just signed a new contract, but he’s not helped by referees, there seems to be a worldwide conspiracy against Northampton. We need VAR in League One, and we also need kick-ins instead of throw-ins, they should ban tackling and headers, allow keepers to handle a backpass and there should be sin bins like they have at rugby … I’m a regular down at Franklin’s Gardens for the rugby and … ”
Radio host: “Great to hear from you, Brian, the line’s cutting up a bit there … now here’s Ozzy, a Manchester United fan from Chipping Sodbury …”

One of football’s deepest problems is that within its halls of power there are too many Brians from Northampton, who watch the game and think it would be superior if it suited their worldview. Sometimes they get it right: three points for a win, banning the backpass relaunching attacking football in the 1990s. Vanishing spray. But sometimes they get it wrong. Remember 10 yards for dissent? The introduction of VAR meanwhile loosened the bowels of hell, exposing that referees are just a bunch of people making it up as they go along. That has come as a surprise to some, though why match officials should be any different to any other profession is the next question.

VAR, for all the drama it can add – see the Afcon semi between Nigeria and South Africa for such confectionery – has made a muddle of a simple game. Football’s strongest suit was its purity but the VAR era has rendered it as confused as rugby union can be. Nobody within the red-trouser world really knows the rugger laws; they change all the time anyway. Why make football more complicated? Enter Ifab, before next month’s meeting on Loch Lomond’s bonnie banks. Enter “cooling off periods” for dissent, sin-bins in old money. And with the waving of blue cards for the miscreant sent to calm down. Two blues equals red, blue and yellow equals red and … thanks a bunch, Brian.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“[Cristiano] Ronaldo is suffering from [knack]. A duel with Gustavo Cuéllar started with Ronaldo being hit in a very sensitive area. This is confirmed information. The fans may think what they want” – Al-Nassr release a statement trying to explain why their star player appeared to rub an Al-Hilal scarf in the region of his crotch after the 2-0 defeat in the Riyadh Season Cup Trophy [yes, it is officially both a cup and a trophy – Football Daily Ed], which prompted calls for his arrest and deportation from some observers. Mind you, it wasn’t the most bizarre scene that evening. The Undertaker coming out to lift the silverware saw to that.

The Undertaker at the Riyadh Season Cup. Obviously
Bah gawd, even the Deadman is lifting more trophies than Spurs. Photograph: Fayez Nureldine/AFP/Getty Images

FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS

Re: the fuss over fans in Hong Kong being unable to see Lionel Messi stand around on grass in pink shorts (yesterday’s Football Daily). I am reminded of several years ago when I travelled to Atlanta to see Manchester City play on a pre-season tour of the USA USA USA. This was when Roberto Mancini was prowling the sidelines in his calf-length wool overcoat, with sky blue and white scarf neatly tucked inside. Imagine my disappointment when Signor Mancini emerged from the tunnel in shirt sleeves with nary a scarf in sight. Granted this was Atlanta in August, but talk about ‘the greatest letdown of all time’” – Pat Condreay.

I can’t believe Elaine Shaw pulled out the old ‘footballer BBQ names’ (yesterday’s Football Daily letters) without mentioning Frank LeBoeuf” – Tom Murray-Rust.

May I be one of 1,057 Simpsons-watching pedants to remark that Grandpa Abe is not entering, and leaving, a restaurant in the famed gif (yesterday’s News, Bits and Bobs, full email edition), but in fact a brothel” – Mathias Schill (and others).

Send letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s letter o’ the day winner is … Pat Condreay, who lands a copy of The Social One: why Jürgen Klopp was the perfect fit for Liverpool, published by Pitch Publishing. Visit their football book store here.

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