Passport? Check. Sunglasses? Check. Swimwear? Check. But what about the most important gadget stashed away in your bedside tablet?
The crucial item missing from your overnight bag to really spice up your next holiday is a travel sex toy, of course.
Sure, you could restrict your bedtime adventures to your home country. But nothing says 'cherished holiday memory' quite like a little something extra in your suitcase to make your evenings (or mornings, or afternoons) more pleasurable. Slotted between your tanning seshes and sunset beach strolls, natch.
You may have wanted to pack a few toys in your bag in the past but the beady eyes of security have put you off. Or packing restrictions (one of the times when size really does matter) interfered with your fun. Perhaps you're no stranger to bringing along your favourite toys and you're simply looking for a new contender to take your next trip to new heights.
When buying new travel sex toys, consider size, shape and usability. First things first, you must be realistic if you're limited to a Ryanair-size carry-on. It should be able to slot in among your holiday essentials without taking up too much space or appearing too, well, phallic and leaving a trail of red faces as wander through the airport.
For some travel sex toys, you'll also want to pay attention to their charging methods and battery life. Maybe you've got room in your bag for a USB or wall charger. Or perhaps you're looking for something that offers hours of fun without running out of juice midway through.
We've rounded up all of the best travel sex toys.
So Divine Afternoon Delight Bullet Vibrator
While the So Divine Afternoon Delight Bullet Vibrator might be designed for afternoon delights after a day lying by the pool, this is a travel sex toy you can reap the benefits of on a 24/7 basis. In a handy travel size, the portable vibrator is designed to hit that high with deep, sensual thrills. Three-speed and seven passion patterns allow you to explore what works for you and your body. Free from latex, the water-resistant bullet is coated in smooth PU.
Buy now £8.93, lookfantastic
Cuumup Remote Control Mini Vibrator
The petite size of this Cuumup Remote Control Mini Vibrator means you can easily throw it in your bag, even if you're travelling somewhere with hand luggage only. Its powerful motors and 10 frequency intensive vibrators were designed for both power and flexibility, while its unique shape means you can use it as an anal toy, bullet vibrator, clitoral stimulator, vibrating egg, or as a classic female G-spot vibrator.
Buy now £15.99, Amazon
LELO Gigi 2
LELO makes some of the best sex toys around and this LELO Gigi 2 is one you'll put on your 'travel packing list' each time you head off somewhere exotic. One of the most popular G-spot massagers of all time, this bestselling dildo is designed for your pleasure.
Ergonomically shaped, this sex toy is curved with a flattened tip to accurately target the G-spot, ideal for a solo mission. Four-button controls let you find your perfect rhythm, ranging from a teasing murmur to an intensified pulse. Better yet, this vibrator is designed to be discreet, making very little noise and offering up to four hours of use on one charge.
Buy now £97.30, Amazon
So Divine - Amour Mini Rechargeable Luxury Red Lipstick Bullet Vibrator
Looking for something that won't flag up when you walk through security? This So Divine Amour Mini Rechargeable vibrator is one of the most subtle around - you could even throw it in your makeup bag. Designed to mimic the appearance of lipstick, the compact design allows it to seamlessly blend in with your cosmetics collection, making it virtually indistinguishable from an actual lip product.
Despite its compact size, this vibrator packs a surprising punch when it comes to pleasure. Concealed within its slender body is a powerful motor that offers a range of exciting vibration modes and intensities. Its super soft silicone tip offers pinpointed stimulation and can glide effortlessly over erogenous zones.
Buy now £30.00, Amazon
Smile Makers The French Lover Tongue Vibrator
Smile Makers by name, Smile Makers by nature. And the brand's The French Lover doesn't disappoint whether you're home or away. Harnessing patented pleasure air technology, the Switch treats your body to new sensations and features six intensity levels to maximise your pleasure and provide epic stimulation. With its soft silicone head, this innovative clitoral stimulator is easy to clean and feels amazing against skin.
Buy now £49.95, lookfantastic
Lolitree Wearable Egg Vibrator
This compact vibrator connects to a dedicated app via Bluetooth, offering nine vibration modes for personalised pleasure. Designed with a curved shape for easy grip, simply hold the vibrator and control it yourself or hand it over to someone else.
App-controlled, this adult toy features a larger end for G-spot stimulation and a smaller end for clitoral or anal stimulation. This ergonomically designed adult toy for women is both discreet and wearable, with a quiet yet powerful massager that ensures privacy, making it suitable for use in various situations without attracting unwanted attention.
Buy now £27.99, Amazon
Lovehoney Excite 10 Function Bullet Vibrator
This Lovehoney Excite 10 Function Bullet Vibrator has both petite and non-intimidating proportions, making it ideal for beginners and a great travel companion. Its whisper-quiet vibrations are for discreet pleasure and it's completely waterproof for use in the bath or shower.
The 10 speeds and patterns pack a powerful punch and are controlled by a single button, leaving you free to concentrate on aiming attention at those deserving pleasure zones.
Buy now £12.99, Superdrug
Womanizer Muse Pleasure Air Toy - Pink Rose
This Womanizer Muse is a clitoral stimulator, designed for Womanizer beginners, who are already sex toy experienced and want a variety of intensity levels. Featuring Womanizer's innovative Pleasure Air Technology, Muse allows you to experience a climax within a very short time, without you feeling overstimulated or coming to rely on it. Its sensual, slim design fits comfortably in your hand and so becomes the perfect companion for every intimate moment - whether that's at home by yourself or on the other side of the world.
Buy now £89.00, Boots
Lovehoney X Romp Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator
This Lovehoney X Romp Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator is renowned for being one of the quietest vibrators around, making it a top choice for those hotel rooms where you can't help but hear your neighbours' every cough and sneeze. With its patented pleasure air technology, it ticks all the boxes for endless pleasure with six different intensity levels to explore.
Buy now £24.99, Superdrug
Kooho Quiet Waterproof Vibrator
While this Kooho Quiet Waterproof Vibrator may be a little larger than your usual travel sex toy, it's one that ticks all the boxes when it comes to noise - or the lack of it. Partially waterproof, it's easy to carry around with you, no matter where or when the urge arises. Impressively powerful, this is a travel sex toy you'll make space for in your hold luggage.
Buy now £14.68, Amazon
Verdict
Looking for something travel-sized but seriously effective? This So Divine Afternoon Delight Bullet Vibrator offers all the thrills in a portable size that's perfect for throwing in your travel bag.
