In the final hurdle of the year, conversation is dominated by one subject: Christmas.
The big day may still be weeks off, but if you’re anything like us, you’ve already started thinking about the perfect gift and picturing your festive look this year. You may have even begun dusting off your faux Christmas tree from the attic, ready to unbox the moment it’s socially acceptable.
While we’re waiting in earnest for the parties, reunions and, let’s be honest, the food, there’s one thing that’s making us fidget with excitement right now: shopping for advent calendars.
The festive must-have has come a long, long way from the chocolate-stuffed versions we yearned over as kids. Now they’re a fixture all of their own, with options to answer every taste, budget and fancy you can think of, from stationery to sex toys, booze to beauty.
But while many the contents are made for an adult audience, the excitement of tearing open a fresh window every morning remains giddily childlike, no matter how old you are.
To showcase the sheer variety on offer, we’ve put together an edit of the weirdest, wildest and downright wonderful advent calendars to make Yuletide 2022 even more special.
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Fortnum's Feasting Advent Calendar
Dust down your elasticated loungewear on the last night of November if you plan to crack into this feast of treats from Fortnum & Mason.
Designed to delight foodies, the commanding blue and red advent calendar squirrels away all manner of mini and deluxe-sized gourmet goodies, directly from F&M’s famous foodhall. We’re talking teas, preserves, chocolate truffles and condiments that will make mealtimes sing, and all of which can make a guest appearance on the table for Christmas lunch.
An advent calendar like this would earn serious brownie points if you’re planning to give it to someone, but we’re eyeing it up as a self-gift treat to savour for ourselves.
If not at Christmas, then when?
Buy now £200.00, F&M
Cewe XXL Advent Calendar with Tony's Chocolonely
If you hope to make your advent calendar truly personal this year, what’s more personal than a chocolate-filled design with your favourite picture on the front? Cewe, the photo gift specialist, has devised an XXL advent stuffed with 27 fairtrade Tony’s Chocolonely chocolates in 10 different varieties.
The box, which measures 48 x 36 x 3.5cm can be ordered in portrait or landscape and is made from FSC® certified cardboard. Simply head online and upload your favourite photo and you’ll soon be on your way to creating a bespoke advent calendar to delight someone special on December 1.
Buy now £38.99, Cewe
Cartwright & Butler Advent Calendar
The seasonal directive of eating, drinking and being merry cannot be overlooked, so why not nail all three and splash out on this food-filled advent? It’s jam-packed with Cartwright & Butler’s finest preserves and provisions: think 24 tasty morsels housed sliding drawers with products like biscuits and tea, to drinking chocolate, fudge, and chutney. A hefty surprise for someone special.
Buy now £230.00, Cartwright & Butler
Cartwright & Butler 12 Days of Christmas Advent Calendar
A smaller compilation but just as tasty as its big brother, this 12 drawer calendar comes stacked with delicious surprises. Tuck in from December 12 and feel full of festive cheer come the big day.
Buy now £135.00, Cartwright & Butler
Candy Kittens Advent Calendar for 2022
The vegan confectioners are back at it, pleasing our sweet tooth with their treat-filled advent calendar.
One for sweet-toothed hobbyists, this design comes ready for you to build your own eco-friendly cardboard Christmas tree. Once made, stuff it full of Candy Kittens’ cult vegan sweets, from gourmet gummies to fruity classics and get ready to tuck into from December 1 onwards.
Most pleasingly, the company has thrown in more sweets than the tree has windows, so you can choose select days to bump up your treat. If you don’t eat them all during the initial building phase, you’ve got more willpower than us.
Buy now £10.00, Morrisons
English Tea Shop advent calendar 50g
Dressed in a suitably festive box (complete with a ribbon-tied bow), this advent calendar is perfect for the tea-obsessive in your life. They’ll feel serene and calm come Christmas Day, having worked their way through 25 beautiful blends in flavours like sweet vanilla bread, rooibos and vanilla, green tea honey and ginger cranberry. Delightful in taste and price.
Buy now £12.99, Selfridges
Artisan Coffee Co limited-edition coffee advent calendar
If you can’t function without a daily hit of coffee, legitimise your caffeine habit this December with one of Artisan Coffee Co.’s advent calendars.
The company has three calendars to choose from this festive season: the Pod Calendar, the Coffee Bag Calendar, and the Ultimate Pod Calendar, offering something for coffee pod machine owners and those with just a kettle alike. As well as coffee, the Ultimate Coffee Pod Calendar serves up chocolate varieties, so you can sweeten your brews on cold December evenings.
Buy now £69.95, Artisan Coffee Co
Walkers Shortbread Advent Calendar
What better time than Christmas to indulge in the daily treat of shortbread? It is the season for excess, after all.
Walkers makes biscuity dreams come true with its 24 window calendar packed with festively flavoured Scottish-baked shortbread, from pure butter to salted caramel and chocolate chip. At this price, why not pair it with a tea advent and really treat yourself?
Buy now £17.99, Walker's
Paxton & Whitfield’s Artisan Advent Cheese Calendar
If you’re of the view chocolate just can’t hold a light to a decent hunk of cheese - say hello to the advent calendar of dreams. From luxe London cheesemongers Paxton & Whitfield comes this curd-laden advent calendar, with 24 x 75g varieties to whet your appetite until Christmas Day.
As well as brand new cheeses, the compilation also showcases artisan varieties, nearly half of which are brand new this year (welcome news to anyone who chomped through last year’s sell-out calendar). As the cheese is fresh, your calendar will be delivered in three installations (November 30, December 7 and 15) to ensure you’re enjoying your treats at their absolute finest.
It’s this sort of consideration and customer care that puts Paxton & Whitfield a cut above the rest.
Buy now £150.00, Paxton & Whitfield
Cheesegeek Advent calendar 2022
There comes a time that every advent calendar shopper must ask themselves that crucial question: chocolate or cheese?
If you go for savoury over sweet every time, there really is no ques(o)tion. Cheese advent calendars are one of the most in-demand options over Yuletide and now curd connoisseur Cheesegeek has joined the party with a design of its very own.
The bright yellow limited edition calendar features a smorgabord of unique artisan cheese plus some welcome extras to enhance your nibbling experience. To guarantee freshness, the advent calendar will be delivered in three drops in compact boxes that’ll fit neatly into your fridge.
Eat them all by yourself, or save some wedges for your festive cheeseboard. Yum.
Buy now £150.00, Cheesegeek
So Wrong It's Nom Ilchester Cheese Advent Calendar
Better than last year, this year's So Wrong It's Nom cheese advent calendar features 81 per cent less plastic than its predecessors - so not only are you guaranteed a delicious Yuletide, but a greener one too.
This is a 24 window design, which means 24 miniature wheels of cheese to snaffle greedily on your own, as is your right. Lipsmacking varieties include Jarlsberg, Applewood and an ES Best favourite, the spicy Mexicana as well as plenty of milder and mature options.
The best bit? It costs just £9 If that doesn't pull your Christmas cracker, we don't know what will.
Buy now £9.00, Morrisons
Snaffling Pig 2022 pork crackling advent calendar 192g
Bring the bar home thanks to this crackling countdown calendar, which hides packets of flavoured pork crackling behind each of the 24 windows.
Flavours pair brilliantly with beer: think Black Pepper, Low & Slow BBQ, Marvellous Maple, Perfectly Salted, Salt ‘N’ Vinegar and even the brand’s festive limited-edition Pigs in Blankets variety.
Enjoy alongside a beer calendar, or opt instead for Snaffling Pig’s Beer and Pork calendar, which combines the two BFFs in one brightly coloured box (£64.99). Squeals guaranteed.
Buy now £21.95, Snaffling Pig
Dry Drinker Beer Advent Calendar
With more people waking up to the benefits of zero per cent, why not use this Christmas as a chance to road test some brands before Dry January kicks in?
Dry Drinker has whipped up this low and no alcohol calendar featuring some of the best booze-free beers available today, with names like Days and Lucky Saint in the mix.
In a season famous for excess, it's a great way to practice moderate drinking and for newbies, see what all the fuss is about.
Buy now £75.60, Dry Drinker
Joe and Seph’s Gourmet Popcorn Advent Calendar
For a different sort of sweet treat, look to gourmet popcorn company Joe & Seph’s. The brand has launched a deluxe advent calendars packed with a medley of flavour combos. There are 24 mini packs so you can enjoy a popcorn moment every day until December 25. Despatched from September 26.
Looking for the vegan option? Find it at Amazon (£9.99).
Buy now £25.00, Menkind
Laduree Celeste Advent Calendar
Feel transported to the City of Lights with this advent calendar from legendary confectioner Laduree. The midnight blue box is packed with delectable treats from caramel candies, flavoured chocolate and more. Tied with a pretty ribbon and covered in a starry snowflake design, this luxe sweets calendar is a real treat for all ages.
Buy now £70.00, Laduree
Popcorn Shed advent calendars
Play Father Christmas well ahead of the special day: Popcorn Shed’s duo of advent calendars this year means you can delight friends and family well ahead of the big moment. Each costing £24.99, choose from the gourmet calendar or the vegan one. They both have 24 windows, with a scrumptious mini snack bag of popcorn hiding behind. There are six flavours to enjoy, enough to be excited for the next day’s offering.
Buy now £25.00, Popcorn Shed
Just Spices 2022 Large Advent Calendar
Whether your New Year's resolution is to finesse your home cooking skills, or you know someone with cheffy ambitions, Just Spices' advent calendar is the perfect gift this December.
The pleasingly large tub contains 24 surprises in the form of tasty spice blends, ready to elevate meal times to restaurant-worthy levels. While there are recipe ideas included behind each door, the calendar comes with extras that could make excellent gifts on their own - a 50-idea cookbook, a £5 voucher and chances to win other prizes (one worth £2500).
This option comes with free delivery, but there is a smaller advent calendar to check out too at £34.99 + P&P.
A real cracker.
Buy now £99.99, Just Spices
Pipers crisp advent calendar
Crisps are a sacred snack for us Brits, and to be frank, no one does fried potato slices covered in flavours like salt and vinegar, cheese and onion and prawn cocktail quite like us. No pub session, no picnic, and few lunches are complete without the crunchy favourites in attendance. So really, why should Christmas be any different?
Pipers has launched what could be the alternative advent of the year with a limited edition crisp calendar. The large box holds 25 packets of gourmet crisp wonderfulness, from every day favourites to gourmet flavours like Longhorn Beef, Chorizo crisps and sweet chilli. The brand has also chucked in a pair of festive socks in a colourful diamond print.
While we’re happy with the selection, we would like to see some festive additions in the mix. A note for next year, Pipers?
If you're a snacker, there really is no contest.
Buy now £29.99, Amazon
Gin Advent Calendar - Premium Edition (2022 Edition)
Giving gin-lovers a great way to trial new varieties, this premium calendar from Drinks by the Dram helps countdown to Crimbo, sip by delicious sip.
There are 24 x 30cl glass bottles inside, and the brands involved are top-notch: think Bombay, Hendrick’s and Roku. One for aficionados.
Buy now for despatch from October 10.
Buy now £99.95, Master of Malt
Ann Summers 7 Nights of Fantasy Advent Calendar
Make this Christmas a red hot one with Ann Summers' kinky advent calendar. The purple boxes are packed with all sorts of products and accessories to turn up the heat level in the bedroom, from whips to vibrators. The contents are worth £130, a bargain when the RRP is just £90.
It's just one of many such calendars on the brand's site - find the rest here.
Buy now £90.00, Ann Summers
Lovehoney x Womanizer 2022 Christmas advent calendar
Designed for hetero couples to bring fire and passion to the cold winter nights leading up to Christmas, Lovehoney’s sex toy adult calendar is back with a bang.
This year, the sexual happiness expert has teamed up with the award-winning toy brand Womanizer. Naturally the external suction vibrator, which costs £89.99 alone, is the star attraction, with the other 23 windows holding small gifts designed to keep you occupied between the sheets - think soft bondage and massage, to foreplay products.
In total, there’s £370 worth of products for an RRP of £140. If that doesn’t get your bells jingling, what will?
Buy now £140.00, Lovehoney
Haynes Electronic Games Advent Calendar
When we say there’s a world of advent calendars out there, we’re not kidding. Behold, prime proof: this design that packs in 24 different components to make games like Code Breaker, Memory, Wire Max, Whack a Mole, and more. Hours of fun guaranteed, suitable for ages 14+.
Buy now £22.50, Lost Universe
Fidget Toy Advent Calendar
Last year’s most bewildering toy trend is still going strong, with fidget spinners gracing most-wanted lists for kids everywhere. If you’re looking for a sugar-free advent to delight young ones, head to Menkind where you can find this 24-window design packed to the eyeballs with toys to keep their hands, minds and brains busy. Suitable for ages 3+.
Buy now £15.00, Menkind
Lily’s Kitchen Christmas Cat Advent Calendar 42g
Christmas is a time to celebrate with all members of the family - included the four-legged kind. From gourmet pet food company Lily’s Kitchen comes this cute advent calendar, with a heavy sprinkling of Yuletide charm. There are plenty of surprises in store for your feline friend, from luxurious gifts to toys and novelties.
The brand also offers a version for dogs which you can find here for the same price (£20).
Buy now £20.00, Selfridges
Scrumbles Cat and Dog advent calendars
Leave your furry friends in no doubt over your feelings for them this Christmas. An advent calendar for cats and dogs is just the ticket to making them feel loved and thoroughly spoiled this December.
Buy now £8.00, Amazon
Paperchase The Big Stationery Advent Calendar 2022
Know a stationery fan? There are three to choose from at high street stationer Paperchase, but the biggest and best is this one. A fun option for kids and adults alike, the gingerbread house cover flips back to reveal a bevvy of brightly coloured windows, the perfect dopamine hit on cold winter morning. Contents are worth over £100 and include pencil case essentials as well as a diary for the year ahead and a £5 voucher to redeem in store.
Buy now £30.00, Paperchase
Missoma advent calendar 2022
Release date: Available now
One of the best things about this advent calendar from Missoma is that, while its contemporaries may be fairly wasteful in excess paper, this option can be reused as a jewellery box with a design that you’ll be content in displaying.
Inside the calendar, you will find the dainty jewellery that the London-based label is most famous for to encourage you to up your stacking game from ear bling to layering necklaces.
This advent calendar will help you count down the 12 Days of Christmas with a glitzy treat plucked from the bestsellers. There’s two variations of hoop earrings - one classic and one adorned with bobble detailing as well as an ear and wrist cuff, beaded bracelets and chains galore.
The only thing that will be more decorated is your Christmas tree.
Buy now £395.00, Selfridges
SOCKSHOP Christmas Advent Calendar 2022
No danger of cold feet this Christmas when you’ve got one of SOCKSHOP’s advent calendars to dive into every December day until the 25th. The company has teamed up with homelessness charity Emmaus UK once more to support those in need this festive season. Ten per cent from each sale will go to the cause.
Available in men’s and women’s designs, the bumper box hides 25 pairs of beautifully soft bamboo socks in fun, festive designs - think Christmas puddings, snowflakes and flying Rudolphs. Both options are priced the same and come ready to give with a ribbon-tied bow.
Buy now £59.99, SOCKSHOP
Astrid & Miyu Advent Calendar 2022
Release date: October 13
Whether it will snow this year is anyone’s guess, but you can guarantee you’ll glisten through the season thanks to this jewellery packed advent calendar from Astrid & Miyu.
Hot on the success of last year’s sell-out calendar, it’s back - and prettier than ever. There are two options: a 12 day calendar (£290) and a deluxe 24 window option (£590), each packed with earrings, necklaces, bracelets and bonus surprises like vouchers to spend in-store. Both will be available from October 13 - set your reminders now.
Buy now £290.00, Astrid & Miyu
12 Days of Grove & Vae Advent Calendar
Release date: Mid-October
Jewellery advent calendars may feel a tad excessive, but the cost of the box is always lower than if you were to buy the pieces individually - and besides, the element of surprise is beyond priceless.
Emerging Jewellery Brand of the Year 2022 nominee Grove and Vae is ready to make your Christmas with its 12 day countdown, packed with striking pieces to elevate your jewellery box. The selection includes the brand bestseller, the Maia Gold Malachite Necklace, which costs £80 alone. If bought separately, the advent calendar’s contents come to a cool £679, not bad when you consider the RRP.
On pre-sale from October.
Buy now £389.00, Grove and Vae
JB Treat Carts Candyfloss Advent Calendar
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, another advent calendar comes along and blows it out of the water. This year’s most curious option comes from JB Treat Carts - the candyfloss calendar.
Yes that’s right: what is essentially sugary, delicious air has been contained and parcelled ready to enjoy over the festive period. There are 25 unique flavours to tuck into, from gingerbread and cinnamon to alcohol-free Irish Cream and popcorn. Come the big day, you can tuck into a suitably on-script Christmas Pudding.
Buy now £39.99, JB Treat Carts
Original Cake Artisan Festive Advent Calendar
From candy floss to cakes, the world of advent calendars is continually shifting. From The Original Cake Company comes this version, which squirrels away 24 individually wrapped hand-decorated and hand-baked chocolate truffle cakes and luxury fruit cakes behind festively numbered windows.
Buy now £39.95, The Original Cake Company
Pip & Nut’s vegan advent calendar
Vegans can indulge to their heart’s content with Pip & Nut’s vegan advent calendar, filled with enough sumptuous chocolatey-peanut buttery goodness to see them through to Christmas Eve.
Buy now £20.00, Planet Organic
Rare Birds Books 24 Days of Reading
For an advent that will feed your mind rather than your stomach, look no further than this calendar from Rare Birds Books. Promising romance, suspense, thrills and spills, each window reveals a secret book blurb. The idea is that by the end of the calendar, you pick the most enticing four blurbs and redeem the books using your personal code. It’s a great idea if you want to increase your reading and add to your bookshelf.
Buy now £50.00, Rare Birds Book Club
