Amidst the running disaster that is the 2023 Chicago Bears, seemingly no one is making good decisions. And a team led by a struggling Justin Fields is now en route to a second consecutive No. 1 overall draft pick. Its tailspin might only just be beginning.
But while a lot of what the Bears “achieve” on the field doesn’t seem correctable, depth receiver Equanimeous St. Brown should probably adjust some of his off-field plans.
During a recent podcast with The 33rd Team, St. Brown had a frank discussion with his brother, Amon-Ra — a star player for the Detroit Lions. The two eventually started talking about what their social life resembles when they have to play a football game every week. When Equanimeous clarified that he only goes out when the Bears win — who have lost 13 straight games dating back to October 2022 — it was such a sad reveal.
At least he seems to understand it’s a silly thought process:
When two brothers play in the NFL and are in the same division….#Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown: "Do you go out during the season?"#Bears WR Equanimeous St. Brown: "If we win."
Amon: "Really? How does that work?"
Equanimeous: "Hasn't worked in a long time."💀
Full episode… pic.twitter.com/gqyIcsvfnW
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) September 28, 2023
I’m not going to tell a professional athlete how they should conduct themselves and their routine mid-season. But if you Equanimeous St. Brown wants to cut loose, he should probably do away with this thought process that connects his social life to an inept, incompetent football team’s on-field results.
Because if St. Brown continues down this path, I’m not sure when he’ll go out again.
This is how Twitter reacted
The speed at which ESB says ‘hasn’t worked in a long time’ has finished me https://t.co/vLEhxxIM5V
— Oli (@OJFell) September 28, 2023
The Bears are the laughing stock of the NFL https://t.co/75SYg38Goi
— Ivan (@PapaK0r) September 28, 2023
He is fed up https://t.co/Jg9AqqGuU2
— Kenneth Berkley (@Kjberkley06) September 28, 2023
Pain 💔 https://t.co/LTt37DQMzh
— Chicano 🍀 (@ChecoB12) September 28, 2023
Bro is never going to go out https://t.co/dAxrcjID2t
— BACK TO BACK CHAMPS (@Osa_1304) September 28, 2023
I heard that and….🤣🤣 https://t.co/sSjYLx33UT pic.twitter.com/Wc8nUKJGHO
— NorthEnd Ken (@RuffNRaw2) September 28, 2023
This not a good look for the bears.. https://t.co/gnK0nYiM76
— Somebody Son (@_uncleluc) September 28, 2023
😂🤣😂he cooked his brother https://t.co/9QyX0FMK0s
— KingMac74 (@Mac74King) September 28, 2023
This is gold. https://t.co/Rcha5qAYXG
— Mason 🍻 El Pedro Pascal (@NYGMason) September 28, 2023
