Seth Gordon’s remake of the 1990s TV series is little more than boobs and the beach (though admittedly, he throws in a couple of set pieces involving male genitalia to try to even the stakes). Priyanka Chopra draws the short straw as a Bond-style villainess with an empty cackle, but it’s fun to watch Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson rib Zac Efron’s fallen swim champion (“Where are you from? One Direction?”). The pair have good chemistry, but the film falls apart when Gordon tries (too hard) to turn it into a crime caper.
