Get crazy, get loud! ‘Cos the full cast of Aussie Shore — Australia’s very own Geordie Shore — has dropped its full cast list. Despite what normies think, I’m kinda frothing this messy AF lineup!
ICYMI: Earlier this year, it was announced that Australia was getting its own Geordie Shore. And to sweeten up this deal, Geordie Shore icon Charlotte Crosby announced that she will be stepping in as Aussie Shore‘s House Boss.
“Her job [is] to ensure that the house stays standing, the fun times keep rolling, and the drama reaches its maximum potential,” the OG announcement for Aussie Shore reads.
But after months of cheeky silence, the reality TV gods at Paramount+ have released the full Aussie Shore cast list.
And if you’re a fan of Australian reality TV, one of the blokes will have cheesing because they are the perfect fit for the Aussie Shore house.
So without further ado, here’s the the full cast list for Aussie Shore, binch!
Who is in the Aussie Shore cast?
Callum
Does this man really need an introduction?
As much as he ruffled my feathers on Love Island Australia, this Welshboy lowkey won my heart on last season’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!
For those who are not in the know, Callum is probably the biggest himbo to ever appear on Australian screens. According to his official Aussie Shore bio, the bloke is described as “cheeky, naught and wildly fun”. I 100 per cent agree with that brief description.
Catia
Catia is a 23-year-old trainee PT who allegedly “will flirt with anything that breathes”. Per her Aussie Shore bio, she also falls in love every weekend — it’s giving Sammi Sweetheart — and she often goes missing on a night out.
Honestly, same girl, same.
Nardos
Although Nardos has just finished her studies in law (!!!) she is in no rush to buckle down to a job. Instead, she’ll be heading to the Aussie Shore to party up a storm, all sponsored by her mum, dad and the dole.
Lexie
Lexie is Aussie Shore‘s pansexual “pocket rocket”. Standing at 5’2″, this party gal lives life to the fullest, following her life’s motto which is “fuck it”.
According to her bio, the Aussie Shore pocket rocket is “always down for some fun”, which includes a cheeky Vodka drinky or a nudie run.
Spicy, spicy, spicy.
Lily
At just 21 years old, Lily will enter the Aussie Shore house to bring “impeccable vibes”. According to her, the first thing she gets noticed for is her boobs, which is then followed by her “loud energy”.
But just like most girlies, you don’t want to cross Lily because she will wreak havoc on ya life!
You’ve been warned.
Jaeda
Although this 22-year-old says she’s “conservative and mean”, Jaeda is a “party monster” at heart!
One of Jaeda’s superpowers is the “gift of gab” and has once tuned a paramedic for a ride home in an ambulance. Ugh, her mind.
Manaaki
Manaaki‘s upbringing is quite interesting. You see, this 22-year-old grew up in two different worlds. Kinda like Hannah Montanna, but more serious. His mother was heavily religious and his dad was a part of a gang.
Mix those together and now you’ve got an “impulsive shit-stirrer” who craves attention AKA Manaaki.
In his Aussie Shore bio, it says he is a model and “professional heartbreaker”. Maybe if Aussie Shore doesn’t work out, we can drop him in Limbro on FBoy Island.
Con
Con is one of those blokes who loves to work hard and play hard. Basically, he started up a full-on barbershop in his garage and he’s obsessed with the gym — just like the rest of the boiz from the Shores franchise.
The 27-year-old hustler hopes to be the “alpha” (lol) of the house, but I think with Callum in the wings, that’s gonna be hard. OR a full-blown romance will unfold on screen.
We’ll have to wait and see.
Cooper
Cooper is a gym junkie and a “serial monogamist” until the “post-nut clarity” kicks in. How nice, right?
The 27-year-old giant is reportedly a “big softie” at heart, but his own mum has described him as a “bit of a cockhead”.
Make of that what you will…
Tom
Tom originally hails from country Victoria! Despite his location, he still found a way to be a serial shagger.
According to him, he was awarded “most hated” on his last holiday after “sleeping with too many women”. IDK why, but it’s giving Jay from Inbetweeners.
Kyle
Kyle is a chaotic king who describes himself as a “probably gay… but a mix of bisexual” individual, which is something Aussie Shore truly needs!
What makes things even more spicy is that this 25-year-old shit stirrer works a legal role, so you just know Kyle can clap back quickly!!!
If he’s jumping in any drama this season, I need to be sat for it IMMEDIATELY.
Aussie Shore will officially be dropping on Thursday, 3 October exclusively on Paramount+ with new episodes weekly.
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