Wake up honey, a new feral, killer doll movie just dropped. This one is called M3GAN and honestly, Annabelle
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walked so this ridonkulous horror flick could run, nay, gallop.
In the truly ludicrous trailer for , we meet a lovely robotics engineer named Gemma (, who you might recognise from and ) who works at a toy company. One of the toys she’s been working on is a super lifelike, AI-driven doll that’s been designed to be the perfect bestie. Famous last words, if I’m honest.
Shit hits the fan when Gemma takes in her orphaned niece Cady (). Gemma decides to use the Model 3 Generative Android, also known as M3GAN, to protect her niece and help her cope with the loss of her parents.
And you know what? For a while, things looked good. Cady and M3GAN were doing TikTok dances together, playing games and tucking each other into bed. Hell, I wish I could have some of what they had.
But then M3GAN starts getting a bit too big for its boots and takes its role of “protecting Cady” a bit too seriously. How, you ask? By pushing the poor girl’s friend onto the road, choking Gemma, blowing up an engineering lab and just murdering people in general.
Oh, she also takes a few breaks from a homicidal rampage to bust out some TikTok dances to a tapped version of . This murderous little minx is absolutely for the girls and the gays and you can’t tell me otherwise.
helmed the flick and the story was written by and .
As much as I detest a horror movie (bring back the rinky-dink romantic comedy, I say!) I reckon will actually be properly terrifying ‘cos Cooper wrote and Wan has directed a bunch of scary flicks, such as and .
He also produced , so you can rest assured the bloke knows his way around a freaky doll. It’s a weird flex, but I’m not here to yuck anyone else’s yum.
Naturally, the internet is going hog wild over how fucking bonkers looks.
The tapped doll has even been talking to on Twitter, which is nice.
is scheduled for release in the US on January 13, 2023, so we’ll just have to wait and see when it comes to Australia.
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