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Julia Morris
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I have no personal beef with worms but that, my friends, is too many worms.
Is this a formal meeting of the International Worm Club? Have they gathered here to discuss worm politics and the pressures of magpie season? Are they trying to organise a big worm party? Is it one of the worm’s 100th birthday?
The mums of Facebook had some helpful suggestions, including using the worms for fishing bait and chicken feed or, in slightly less worm-murder vibes, making a compost bin or popping them on a lawn.
All perfectly good suggestions except for one thing: you would have to touch the worms.
This is fundamentally proving to me that I simply could not survive a single episode of . and would approach me with the world’s most adorable snail and my stomach would fall right through my cargo shorts.
As per , there’s a chance sopping thot La Niña could be responsible for the mass worm gathering. While worms love a bit of the ‘ol wet, if it’s too rainy they go on the hunt for dry ground. Sadly this seems to include innocent garages.
The worm of it all is making my sharehouse’s occasional cockroach look like a positively charming young gentlebug. I will be permanently wrapping my feet in Glad Wrap now though!
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