In 2018, singer Lily Allen revealed in her memoir that she once joined the Mile High Club with Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher during a flight from London to Tokyo. Now, thanks to a pilot who loves to spill the tea, we have a whole different perspective on their romp in the sky.
Speaking to The Daily Mail UK, the former Virgin Atlantic pilot claimed to be flying the plane during that fateful day in 2009 and decided to speak out.
“Over an hour into the flight I was called out of the flight deck by a member of the cabin crew who said that Lily Allen was in bed with Liam Gallagher,” the captain claimed, adding that the musicians had been drinking a heap of champagne on board.
“I came out and saw the two of them under a duvet. There was a lot of movement, and they weren’t reading bedtime stories to each other. It was clear what they were doing.”
“A crew member initially tried to stop them, but they weren’t listening which is why they called me. Then a few moments later, Lily got up, went back to her seat and got out an e-cigarette,” he continued.
“One of the cabin crew asked me: ‘Shall I stop her?’ but I told her, ‘She’s just fucked Liam Gallagher. Let her have a couple of puffs and she will pass out.’”
Instead of trying to get them to stop doing the horizontal tango, the flight captain said that he thought it was better to let them finish, noting that “people get up to no good all the time, especially in first class”.
How does the anonymous captain’s account compare to Lily’s?
Honestly, the captain’s account kind of checks out!
According to Allen’s 2018 memoir My Thoughts Exactly, the British musicians were heading to Japan to play the Fuji Rock music festival. She claimed they got absolutely sloshed together before one thing led to another — despite the fact that Gallagher was a married man. He’d tied the knot with actor Nicole Appleton a year prior.
‘We got hammered on the plane. At some point, Liam and I found ourselves together in the toilet doing something that he shouldn’t have been doing, and it wasn’t drugs,” Allen wrote.
“Then we were in a lie-down bed together. When we landed in Tokyo, Liam said, in his distinctive nasal twang, ‘What you doing now? Why don’t you come back to our hotel’… I was like, ‘Yeah, OK’.
“It wasn’t until the next day when he said something like, ‘No one can hear about this because of Nic,’ then I clocked he was married. I knew Noel [Gallagher] was married and I knew Liam had been married to Patsy Kensit. That was partly why I fancied him.”
In the memoir, Allen claimed that Gallagher called her six months later and asked her to tell his wife that nothing had happened between them. She agreed.
Nine years later when Allen released her memoir, Nicole wasn’t too happy finally discovering that Allen had fucked her husband and lied about it. She took to X — formerly known as Twitter — to Tweet a slightly menacing message: “One day our paths will cross again @lilyallen!”
Gallagher and Appleton’s relationship did eventually break down in 2014, after Gallagher’s affair with journalist Liza Ghorbani resulted in her giving birth to their daughter.
OoOooOft, indeed.
Today, Allen is married to Stranger Things daddy actor David Harbour.
Also, not to be crude or anything, I’d just like to make it clear that I’m 90 per cent certain Gallagher — despite being a bit of a noted lothario — did not make Allen cum during their little boink. Back in 2020, Allen partnered with sex toy brand Womanizer and made the frank admission that she had never had an orgasm until she was 29. In 2009, Allen was 24 years old.
The more you know!!! I guess it just goes to show, he may be a rock star whom you admire, but it doesn’t mean he’ll make you cum.
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