1. 'I thought Wales was a city in England'
2 'Welsh is a dying language'
3. Your 'amazing' Welsh accent
4. Especially if you are using the phrase 'I am from 'Way-aals'
5. 'Go on, say something in Welsh'
6. Or even worse 'what's that really long place name?'
7. Don't suggest we don't have electricity, the internet, running water or Nandos
8. And please don't ask if our fathers are miners or farmers (though TBF a lot of them are)
9. Don't EVER call us a principality
10. And while we're at it, this is still the Millennium Stadium
11. And this is the Severn Bridge
12. Never try to explain why 'God Save the Queen' is our anthem too
13. Don't ask 'Why do you hate the English?' We don't, it's complicated and you risk getting a long history lesson
14. Don't say any version of this: 'Oh you're from Wales, my friend's mother's cousin is from Wales, do you know her?'
15. Don't tell us how to pronounce Primark or Adidas. We know.
16. Don't say 'You were only good at football because of Gareth Bale'
17. If you want to avoid a long conversation don't ask what 'hiraeth' means
18. 'Oh what's occurring?' is not the best way to greet us
19. And don't ask us 'whose coat is that jacket hanging up on the floor?'
20. No Welsh person has ever shagged a sheep (to our knowledge)
21. Don't bring up this TV show
22. Oh, which reminds us, 'the Valleys' is a VERY SPECIFIC AREA, it isn't the whole of Wales
23. Don't ask us 'Why don't you just get the train?'
24. Or why we love being Welsh so much - the list is endless