1. We tell it how it is
2. You get to wave the world's most badass flag
3. Our Mamgus kick ass
4. And they feed you amazing Welsh cakes

5. But watch out for their wicked streak
6. You get to wake up to this

7. And go to sleep to this

8. We like a drink
9. And we're funny
10. The food here is amazing

11. You get to give your kids beautiful names

12. And dress them like this
13. The accent will make you weak at the knees
14. As will the fact that we are smoking hot
15. You get to visit amazing beaches

16. Magical castles

17. And the most romantic places on Earth

18. You'll learn gorgeous new songs
19. Not to mention a beautiful new language
20. You can be on the water one minute

21. And on top of the world in an hour

22. We are hard as nails but have a soft side
23. You get an extra Valentine's Day
24. Our football team channels a nation's deepest passions
25. And because of this absolute truth
