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Juliet Dreamhunter

18 Food Pun Cards That Might Have Your Valentine Drooling

Valentine's Day is sneaking up on us, besties! Do you know what’s been making me smile lately? Going through my ridiculously huge collection of food puns (444 and still growing—help! I can’t stop!) and picking out the absolute cutest ones for Valentine's cards.

I’ve narrowed it down to 18 that will totally make your boo melt like butter on warm toast! Yesterday, I showed them to my roommate, and she literally couldn’t stop giggling. She said these are definitely more memorable than your usual Valentine's cards. I totally get it if you’re rolling your eyes at me right now, but I promise your crush will appreciate your sense of humor!

More info: foodiegiggles.com

#1 Let’s Avo-Cuddle

I've always loved silly dad jokes and wordplay; even as a child, I used to do a lot of word-based puzzles and was a bit of a nerd. I've been writing content online for 15+ years now, first as a freelancer, then started building my own websites.

About a year ago, I saw a couple of punny greeting cards in a local store that made me giggle, and it gave me an idea to start a new blog where I can collect all the best puns, which I decided to name FoodieGiggles. I find food the easiest to make jokes around because it's such a staple in our lives! I mean, you don't see an elephant every day, but you probably walk by a pizza place pretty often even if you don't eat it every day.

#2 Oreo Gonna Kiss Me Or What?

#3 You Make Life Gouda

My favorite card from the whole collection is probably the one that says "Let's avo-cuddle" because my husband gifted me the cutest heatable avocado plush last year and we literally call her Ava Cuddle.

#4 You Make Miso Happy

#5 Muffin Compares To You!

I use puns a lot in my own cards – I've written a bunch recently for Christmas, and I'm kinda known as a pun person in my close circle.

I'm actually in the process of making a big DIY Valentine's card for my husband, where I'll have actual candy bars as part of it – found this cool idea on Pinterest. It's handy that I already have these two sweet collections and don't need to research the puns for my hubby's card!

#6 You Make My Heart Go Bananas!

#7 Our Love Is Nacho Average Kind

In addition to my 444 Valentine's puns, I’ve also got 345 candy-themed puns perfect for complementing sweet gifts. Curious? Take a look!

#8 You Mocha Me So Happy!

#9 You’re Berry-Sistible!

#10 I Have A Hole Lot Of Love For You

#11 You’re My Favorite Catch

#12 Nothing Can Come Be-Twix Us

#13 I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

#14 I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

#15 I’m Hooked On You Like Taffy On Teeth

#16 You’ve Got Me Sandwiched In Love

#17 You’re The Coolest

#18 Let’s Stick Together Forever

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