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Dear heads of state: Donald Trump won’t love you back. He may be the worst boyfriend the world has ever seen

The frantic attempts to decode his behaviour reminds me of self-help relationship babble in the 1990s. Then, as now – it’s not you, it’s him, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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The internet’s nastiest gossipmonger has been exposed and guess what – he wants his privacy

If you’re not familiar with Tattle Life, congratulations. It’s a site that subjects women to relentless scrutiny, and lo and behold it’s run by a spineless man, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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It’s The Donald Show … without Donald Trump. Welcome to the G-something or other summit

The US president left the G7 early to solve the Middle East crisis. Are you less anxious now? No, me neither, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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So social media has broken even Elon Musk. I’m forced to ask: U OK hun?

In his spat with Trump, the man who literally owns X has been hoist by his own platform. Guys, no one is safe!, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Britain’s voters can’t resist a messy drama. How fortunate for Nigel Farage and Reform

Former party chair Zia Yusuf was out – then he was back in. But the chaos won’t dent the party’s poll ratings one tiny bit, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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So long, Elon: the cuts didn’t go to plan, but you completely shredded your reputation

Judging by Musk’s approval ratings, Tesla investors won’t be the only ones happy to see the dethroning of the king of Doge, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Was this a hen do or a humanitarian mission to liberate Paris? Either way, give Lauren Sánchez an award

The hemlines were high and the diamonds hefty as the world’s second-richest fiancee and her entourage stormed the Seine. Formez vos bataillons, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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So ends the Keirbot’s immigration week: literally everyone hates it. Possibly even him

Several strongly worded X posts, a bungled Albanian scheme and the ghost of Enoch Powell. Once again, he’s smashed it, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Poor Trump: you can’t even accept a luxury jet from Qatar without being called corrupt these days

Even his Maga pals are questioning the lavish gift. Don’t they know not to look a wooden gift horse in the mouth, asks Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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How Singalong Starmer got his deal … and a bit part in Trump, the Musical

Finally, a British prime minister has landed a trade agreement with the US. It’s just a shame it’s not a very good one, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Don’t you get it, Harry? You’re not a victim. You’re a rich man who can pay for his own sodding security

One of the prince’s well-heeled friends should give our foremost podcaster a lesson on when to keep schtum, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Is Farage’s win a new dawn? We could ask Labour, but they’re still fast asleep

The local elections results tell us one clear thing: the ‘two main parties’ offer a change that actually changes nothing – and voters know it, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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If Starmer is willing to help Trump host a lucrative golf tournament, will he caddy for him too?

The prime minister is apparently pursuing ways to land the 2028 Open for the president. With friends like that, POTUS surely won’t be carrying his own clubs, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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What’s more vacuous than an endless vacuum? It’s Lauren Sánchez and Katy Perry’s party in space

The all-female Blue Origin flight on Monday broke boundaries and set records in the spouting of girlboss gibberish, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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One stock seems truly doomed this week: if you hold any Kemi Badenoch, accept my condolences

Hard to know if her leadership is sheer ineptitude or an act of artistic expression, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Spare a thought for the poor billionaires who backed Trump – and hate tariffs

As the great American self-own rages on, the super-rich are beginning to break rank. Meanwhile, Elon Musk’s gone suspiciously quiet, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Are Trump’s tariffs for real or an AI hallucination? I’m afraid the answer is both

Amid claims that a chatbot helped shape the key calculations, the president is now off playing golf. He’ll find the world economy in a bunker, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Poor Prince Harry: what to do when someone close to you publicly trashes an institution you love?

As claims pile up about the charity he founded, he’s learning that smiling and biting your lip can be quite painful. Hear, hear, as the Windsors might say, writes Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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So many souvenirs for JD Vance to take home from Greenland: oil, gas, minerals – and that’s just the start

The widely reviled veep and his wife may not see much of the island they’d like to annex, but the US military base will be lovely at this time of year, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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JD Vance says Denmark ‘has not done a good job by the people of Greenland’ – as it happened

US vice-president says Denmark has not ‘kept Greenland safe’ and this is why ‘President Trump’s policy is what it is’

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It’s war and peace with Donald and Pete – and the worst group chat the world has ever seen

We absolutely won’t tolerate leaks, they said before looping in a journalist to top secret war plans. Feel safe? Me neither, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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So it’s victory for Kirsty Coventry in the IOC elections. Who says cards with a rigged deck isn’t an Olympic sport?

The Zimbabwean has global sport’s top job but Britain’s Sebastian Coe was snubbed, and with good reason: he might have changed things, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Donald Trump: the president making anywhere but America great again

The US stock market is spooked and his henchmogul’s companies are floundering. Has the great dealmaker been building up … the wrong nation, asks Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Amazing: of all the books in all the world Mr Free Speech Zuckerberg wants to ban, it’s the one about him

Whether the Meta boss and his ex-lieutenant Sheryl Sandberg are truly beyond awful is neither here nor there. I thought he was done with factchecking, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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The Nigel Farage v Rupert Lowe prize fight is getting ugly. Has Reform reached its breaking point?

It’s great for those who enjoy a punch-up on the right, but as the zealots duke it out, think of the voters who trusted them, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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